Spice up your 9–5 with Offensive Office Pens—the brilliantly inappropriate desk accessories guaranteed to make coworkers snort-laugh, blush, or quietly reevaluate ever borrowing a pen from you again.
Each pack features an assortment of brutally honest sayings like “Actually, just fuck off,” “Hands off my pen, prick,” “I wish I could fucking spell,” “Property of Cunty McFuckface,” and the workplace classic, “These dull fuckers think I’m working.”
Perfect for breaking the ice, breaking the tension, and breaking HR’s will to live, these pens add a hit of sarcasm and spice to even the most soul-crushing meetings. If your workday needs a little chaos—and let’s be real, it does—these outrageous pens are your new favorite coworkers.
Write boldly. Laugh loudly. Offend responsibly.
