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Roll a ‘2’ for balls, then roll ‘1s’ to grow your shaft! Score big, but beware the cock-block and the dreaded roll of the bulbous circumstance die! It’s a hilarious, adults-only game where bigger is definitely better!

$15.00 $32.95

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Yes, please! Get ready for an adults-only dice rolling frenzy where bigger is definitely better!

It’s time to measure up in this one-of-a-kind game that’s all about rolling, growing, and scoring big!

How to Grow Your… Score!

Roll the 8 smooth purple dice and try to build the ultimate monument.

  • Roll a ‘2’? That’s your ‘balls’—your foundation!

  • Roll ‘1s’? Congratulations! You’re growing your ‘shaft’! The longer you make it, the more points you rack up!

But watch out! Fail to roll a ‘1’ and you’ll get cock-blocked, ending your turn and leaving your score short.

Sometimes, Stuff Happens…

Once you stop rolling the purple dice, it’s time for the moment of truth! Roll the large bulbous circumstance die and face your fate:

  • Boosters: You might get a piercing, a vasectomy, or some performance-enhancing pills to add big points!

  • Buzzkills: Or, you could suffer the dreaded whiskey dick, wiping valuable points away!

It’s a game of risk, reward, and laugh-out-loud dice rolling. Do you have what it takes to score the longest?

This Whopper of a Game Includes:

  • 8 Smooth Purple Dice

  • Large Bulbous Circumstance Die

  • Oddly-Shaped Dice Cup

  • Mr. Johnson Dice Tray

  • 2 Tent Cards

  • Score Pad

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